About The Speaker...
I’m a singer and songwriter who presents entertaining talks based around songs that I’ve written. Raunchy, romantic, heartbreaking, humorous, my subjects range from pretentious garden designers to a 16-year-old boy killed at the Battle of the Somme; from the hero on a cereal packet to that awkward situation where you discover your lover’s name sewn into the back of his underpants…..
I’ve been presenting my musical talks since 2016, and they’re guaranteed to add a bit of fun to your club meeting or event. Even my darker topics have a humorous edge.
Typical comments include: “It was so nice to be able to hear all the words you were singing”, and “We really enjoyed something that was a little bit different”.
I live in Sherborne, Dorset, and am normally prepared to travel throughout Dorset, Somerset and Wiltshire. Please contact me to discuss the options for bookings further afield.
From March to October I am available mornings, afternoons and evenings; November to February, daytime only. I will always consider a short-notice booking to cover a cancellation.
About Their Talks...
The standard talks are 45 minutes plus time for questions at the end, but I can make adjustments to suit your requirements.
I play an acoustic guitar, unplugged in small venues, or through an amplifier and with a microphone for larger ones. I can supply the electrical equipment, which is PAT tested, and I hold Public Liability Insurance.
Three of my talks are illustrated, for which I can use my own projector, but the venue will need to supply a screen or suitable blank wall.
If you need any further encouragement, just read the following testimonials!
“Everyone enjoyed it so much because it was very different from our usual talks.”
Salisbury Ladies’ Probus Club
“Thank you for bringing so much joy to our members yesterday. This was quite a departure from our usual talks and obviously much enjoyed.”
Parkstone Probus Club
“It was a pleasure to welcome you to our WI, and great to have something so different on our programme.”
Gillingham Evening WI
“Wow did my ladies enjoy your performance today, you were absolutely great. If only all my speakers could be half as good!”
Harbour Ladies Luncheon Club, Christchurch
“Everyone enjoyed your songs and left with a smile.”
FIL Group, Fovant
“What a wonderfully inspirational talk with songs…..you will be highly recommended.”
The Orchards & Margaret Marsh WI
“Thank you very much for your session today – we all enjoyed it and I have had some lovely feedback.”
Lyme Regis U3A
“Such an enjoyable and entertaining evening.”
Castle Hedingham Women’s Group
“Very many thanks for a delightful afternoon.”
Lea Valley U3A
“Humorous and warm.”
Springfield WI
“We all really enjoyed the diversity of your material.”
After Eight Ladies’ Group, Ware
“It was nice to have something a little bit different from our normal speakers!”
The 95 Club, Sudbury
“Thank you again for the delightful evening.”
Woodditton & Saxon Street WI
“Your songs are so delightful and enjoyable.”
Hartford Hundred Probus Ladies
Fee:
My fee for community groups of up to about 50 people is £40 + 40p per mile travelling expenses. For larger audiences and commercial organisations, please contact me to discuss.